Think of the Children
2017 Jammed Up StudiosLittle Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.
Revenue observation: · Older observation . About data freshness
Est. Lifetime Net Revenue (USD)
$50.1K
Modeled net receipts; not profit or verified payout
Est. Lifetime Owners
9.8K–14.3K
Estimated range; includes free-game ownership
Positive Reviews (Raw)
56%
Mixed
Observed concurrent players
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Not live · observation details below
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Revenue and ownership estimates
Estimated lifetime gross revenue (USD): $88.4K. Net receipts deduct platform share and modeled adjustments; they are not profit or a verified payout. Ownership includes free-game accounts and is shown as a range when both bounds are available.
Model confidence: 69%. How to interpret confidence
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Concurrent players
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No player observation available
Recorded all-time peak
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Peak observation date unavailable; may not reflect the latest record
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Player reviews
Think of the Children has received 241 Steam reviews with a 56%Mixed rating. Of those, 136 are positive and 105 are negative.
Recorded pricing (USD)
Price observation date unavailable. Check Steam for the latest price.
Recorded price: $9.99
Game details
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Explore on PlayRev(opens in new tab)Revenue and sales estimates are based on the Boxleiter method using publicly available data including Steam review counts, pricing history, and statistical modeling. Actual revenue may differ significantly. These figures are provided for informational purposes only and should not be used for financial decisions. Read the full methodology.